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no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

  • iphone user:

    *minding his own business*

  • android user:

    AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

  • iphone user:

    im not really a fanboy

  • android user:

    let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

  • iphone user:

    hey man thats in poor taste

  • android user:

    good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

  • iphone user:

    it's quite large

  • Android user:

    you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

  • iphone user:

    oh my god!

  • android user:

    oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

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